Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

  1. You can GET chocolate

  2. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind

  3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft

  4. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving

  5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to

  6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother

  7. 'If you love me you'll swallow that.' has real meaning with chocolate

  8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names

  9. The Word 'commitment' doesn't scare off chocolate

  10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates

  11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped

  12. You can't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate

  13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it

  14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant

  15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month

  16. Good chocolate is easy to find

  17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can find

  18. With chocolate size doesn't mater, it's always good

  19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbours awake